I can think of few places better than cold rooms with upholstered seats and popcorn at the seams to lay the summer evenings. But there is no time to patent it: there are few rural or urban populations that do not have their own cinema (including my native town of just over 100 inhabitants). Today, you are generous and willing to spend 1000 pesetas, ie ticketing green (usually talk in euros, but that in this way causes more shock) rather than wait three years to view it on Antena Nova from your couch, possibly just as dirty. You get to the entrance of the room, and remember that you can not make the picture go to the Edward Culen hiperoriginal cardboard (like the wax museum) without deciding first what movie to see. The time comes more complicated: find the pamphlet with the synopsis of the films. The unfold with anticipation, a DIN A2 folded sheet five times on itself decide the degree of satisfaction in your single evening entertainment. "Shit, that have already been removed. Well, we're through Friday and there are premieres. Any good will." Ya ...
You start by premieres, by that age-old obsession with being the first to recommend, criticize in spoiler. They appear in a flashing yellow box (slight exaggeration, yes) that excites you, that promises a good selection. Man, a good selection is, but too similar to the ranking of Hello magazine's highest-paid Hollywood actors. This is already a bad sign. If the sign just shows the character, we are faced with a pass from full-scale model (Saltejem, ahem ...).
If you have swallowed and Avatar Alice in Wonderland in 3D, ignore all those films that include the official poster for this acronym, reducing the number usable under 10. (If it is included in the title, as the newly released Mi3dos , is indispensable in any way not visible, even as a temporary replacement car back seat.)
As we read, we realize that there are too many movies about dogs and cats, and that go beyond the children's section. One thing is that the Internet is filled with videos of pets and tricycles crashing refueling schedules are full of kittens, but quite another to invade the cinema, since it is assumed that this culturizar, unlike the other two.
"Why not read more websites about film critics?" questions you angry, retaining some hope. Looking for another type of movie, and find that at first glance, you uncover a resounding happy ending: in the center of the image, a boy and a girl about 13 years surrounded by angry people overreacted, and the synopsis are repeated Sometimes the words "target", "setback" and "Unbreakable."
Raisins to the next page. On more than one image, distinguishes a couple as above (always straight) but more big girl on a white background and back to back. Co nised as comedies newly exported American, surprised by his humor and intervention forced the family branch of both players making the cocoon, in addition to continuing to uncover whether among the cast reads "Ashton Kutcher."
of scary movies better not to talk. If it is a premiere, may be an option, but if it's a second part later, we must note that the argument will gradually fade by repeating to almost pornographic levels and in return will increase the level of gore and gratuitous violence (Sawejem, ahem ...).
One shot, sweat bands and jokes as little as you like into only to the loft, the cuddles, weddings and sexist stereotypes. I've decided: I will play around 50% with a child sitting voyeur for a animation on life and wanting toys than the same writer Bolt.
Moral: go and see Source. Oh, and do not forget to take a picture with the sign of that at the exit vampirito ...
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